Dear Water,
You are in trees, animals, and large bodies of yourself. You give us energy and quench our thirst. I once referred to you as "delicious life nectar", but I feel a time has come to take back that name. Lately I have been feeling pretty dehydrated. I've had migraines, moderate to sever kidney pain, and light headedness all week. I know, Water. You're probably busy quenching the thirst sad orphans, or making people who live on the coast homeless. But if you could come back and visit, I would sure be grateful. I promise I'll drink at least five glasses of you everyday from now on. I won't complain that you are too bland, or cold, or warm. I'll cherish you with an open heart and be thankful that I even get t be near you. If you ever decide to rehydrate me again, I resolve to drink one cup of water each block everyday and two each block on double block days. Baby, come back. I can't live without you. I'll never see that floozy, Root Beer, again if you still want to quench my thirst. Of course, I can't promise there won't ever be a little Gatorade action on the side, but we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
Come on, Water. Rehydrate me. Be my delicious life nectar.
Love,
Suspicious Water Bottle
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