If I had a list of my top five pet peeves, Zooey Deschanel would be number two, right under people saying my name incorrectly. She's right above #3, which is people waving at the person directly behind you, so it looks like they're waving at you. When they walk over, you think they're going to say hello, but they walk right past like you didn't even wave.
Anyways.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
Last night, I was pumped for Glee. My week had been horrible. I mean, truly horrible- so horrible in fact, that I don't feel comfortable sharing one or two of the reasons why on the the Internet. But Glee would be like a shining beacon of Tuesday light.
I got home at about 6:40 so I immediately checked the tv listings on my iPad. There was a bright banner around the FOX listings that said 9/8c. As in nine/eight central. As in, eight o'clock. Figuring I had time, I decided to take a nap until it was time. I woke back up at 7:45 and made myself a sandwich. By 7:58 I was sitting in front of the TV changing the channel manually, on click at a time.
Oh so slowly.
By the time I got to FOX, Zooey Deschanel was looking at me. Bright eyed and bushy tailed. And all I could think was:
.........glee? Where are you? Why aren't there dancing teenagers here? WHERE IS DARREN CRISS?
Zooey Deschanel's mouth started moving, and all I heard was, "Dead. I killed them all with my new hit comedy, New Girl. I just ruined your week. And you know what else? Your face is stupid. That's right. Stupid face."
I couldn't believe my eyes or ears.
1. I wouldn't be able to see the rerun until next Tuesday.
2. I just slept through Glee.
3. In reality, Zooey Deschanel is a total rhymes-with-witch.
Devastated, I returned to my bedroom. I went back to sleep and when I woke up it was 3:12 AM. I decided then would be a good time to finish my homework. I decided to go down stairs and check if Sidereel had any Glee episodes up yet. I go to the webpage and there are millions of links to the episodes. I was elated, over-joyed, ecstatic! Watching that episode was like coal being fed to the fiery burning passion in my heart for musical theater. I ended up staying on the Internet until it was time to get ready for school.
To say the least, my Tuesday night was redeemed. However, I can never trust Zooey Deschanel again.
Happy Birthday's Eve to Murrbeth!
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